I’m at that point where sunlight exposure makes me disintegrate on the spot
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button
i had teachers in high school catch me with my phone out and say “give me your phone” like ??? No. Do not touch my possessions. I’m here because it’s the law. Get out of my face.
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth